To All Post-Apocalyptic Christmas-Celebrators

Ahh, it feels good to survive, doesn't it? Business as usual. I assume I'm the only one left doing my part as a blogger, discussing and documenting the world as I see it. So lucky you, live from Indiana, me! Blogging about the weather. There's snow. I expected that. I mean, it is winter, so I hope people didn't think it would be like, a summer apocalypse or something. Because that would be dumb of you.

America, of course, is the winner of the countries on Earth. Why not? I live here. It's only natural. Jesus was born here. He'd save America and all of our stuff. Jesus probably was just pissed because the end was scheduled before his birthday, and that's just not fair, so he decided probs to change our end of the world to, like, some annoying Canadian religion or something. That totes makes more sense.

Do you think there will be another apocalypse soon? If not, when? We need one, or at least, WalMart does because they made bank off of all the emergency prep tubs people stupidly bought.

The post-apocalyptic scene is pretty weird so far. Some bowling shoes, a Mayan-themed restaurant, and other totally random things. Like a car. LOL. Where did that come from? (Inside joke, haha, you totes wouldn't understand)

I just don't get it, you know? This whole Christmas after the apocalypse scene feels pretty wrong, if you ask me. Like, where do we get off making light of such a serious situation by bringing Christ our savior into this mess?

This is probably the stupidest thing I've ever written.

I'd write more, but the wolves are attacking.
To the future,
Alexis