Welcome to 2013, you potentially fat,
lazy, potentially American blog viewer of mine. Welcome to the year
some thought wouldn't ever come. It's late morning, or perhaps
evening when you get around to this, and you've just popped some
aspirin because last night we celebrated and it was super cool how
Jessica did bong hits and keg stands and somebody streaked in the
snow and 2013 started off so well. Until you woke up. And you tried
to exercise but your head is spinning so now you're sitting on the
couch under the covers listening to The Decemberists and trying to
stay focused enough to write one fucking post for once.
Well. Maybe.
Maybe you're screwing around at work.
In which case, quit screwing around. This isn't important enough for
that. But if not, let's rap. This year you pledged to exercise or do
diet better or whatever, I get that, but for those of you who drank
themselves silly last night/this morning, I have a question. Is today
a throwaway? You're probably pretty sore and tired and sick, so you
can't get around to that routine til tomorrow. That's kind of weird,
right?

Also, what's with the underground
'anti-pants' movement popularized on Twitter? I really don't like
wearing pants, but that's not because it's edgy or weird to take a
stance against an item of clothing. They're just uncomfortable. I
guess it's good that people are rejecting a rigid item of clothing
for once. Maybe we can move past being frightened of nudity that past
generations have instilled, for fuck's sake, but it just seems weird
that people act like they don't like pants because it's cool.
Okay, I can't really think of any other
questions right now, so, keeping with this unstructured mess, less
talk about other stuff. Doug Stanhope is coming to the UARK Bowl in
March, I do believe, and that's in Fayetteville, like three miles
from where I live with Brandon. That's going to be pretty sweet. I've
listened to every album I could find on the internets. Including the
shit you can't get for free on Spotify. So that's awesome.
Whatever. I'm getting tired. I'm gonna
try and write some stupid songs today, so let's conclude this weird
dear diary entry blog. Have fun with your hangovers.
Fuck pants. Unless you think they're cool. Do you like pants? If you do then I am all about pants, unless you hate them, in which case FUCK PANTS!
ReplyDeleteI hate pants maaan but NOT because everybody else does
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