Une Exhibition Sexuelle

You probably won't finish this article if you are against women going topless in public. But I don't care. As long as folks pass religious laws, nobody is going to be able to make decisions for themselves on how they should be able to live their own lives. Just because you think something is sinful doesn't mean it is harmful to others. And passing laws against things like exhibitionism and drinking and smoking certain things is only going to make people more apt to do them out of rebellion.

There are only three states that have explicitly made going topless illegal for women, citing it as lewd and unlawful: Indiana, Tennessee, and Utah. But in many states, you may still be arrested for 'disorderly conduct' just for taking your fucking shirt off. Cool. So I was born without clothes, but Jesus hates seeing tits touched by sunlight. Makes sense.

Tits, whether you like them or not, are just part of a woman's anatomy, and in many cases, part of a man's anatomy as well. Men, fat or skinny, are allowed to run on public streets without shirts and in tight, bulge-hugging shorts, boobs bouncing in the sun, and nobody thinks twice. Sure, they may laugh at the tit-man, but he is not a study in lewdness. He's just a fat running guy. But what's the difference? Women use their breasts to feed babies? God forbid anybody see that.

It's weird how religious folks think that God constructed these beings but expects them to cover up his hard work. If it is a sin to show one's breasts in public, would God have created them? Wouldn't it be much more likely that the Devil created tits to lure men to him? Pretty easy job, as it would turn out.

By making boobs taboo, you have created a market for those topless snapshots that you consider so wrong. So much over-sexualization simply because it is something you can't see every day.

Now, don't be stupid and start believing that it was the Devil that created tits and clits. I just want you to understand that the female figure is beautiful, not sinful. And you should be working to make being topless legal instead of undermining your own equality by going all religious on us, ladies. Believe what you want, but it just doesn't make any sense to be a Christian and hate nudity.

Nudity is awesome. All-over tans and airing out parts that never get to be aired out. Your privates are stuck in half-dirty underwear all day long and you can't tell me it wouldn't be fantastic to walk outside without your heart beating like fucking crazy because you're streaking. Sweaty underwear isn't the only thing that makes nudity feel good. You are completely yourself, without some brand or style defining you.

What keeps you from enjoying nudity? The law. If there were no laws against public nudity, it would not be as big a deal. Yes, there are perverts. They can literally sexualize anything. But if people were desensitized to tits, it wouldn't foster pent-up rage about not being able to see tits. One less problem to worry about. Perverts are everywhere and you can't avoid them sometimes, but they don't attack women because they can see more skin. They'll target anyone because they are perverts, not because they see more skin. Perverts like the hunt, and aren't triggered simply by skin. There is more to it than that.

Boobs. Tits. Knockers. Breasts. Tits tits tits.

If you are still offended, you didn't understand my article. Visit/sign the petition at gotopless.org. Please stop being offended by tits, and don't start making fat dudes wear bras. Just get over yourselves already. Thanks.